November 18, 2009
I, _____________, hereby agree to participate in the official Harry Potter book series reading race. By signing this document I agree to play fair and legally under the rules made by the referees (for any information on the rules and regulations please contact the referees). Referees that sign below are in charge of dealing with all foul play and cheating penalties. Description of reading race follows… Reading Harry Potter all the way through every Harry Potter book, 1-7 (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows). The reading race officially began on Friday, November 13, 2009 at 2:23 P.M and will end at on an undisclosed date. I, ____________, hereby agree that if I, __________, loose the reading race I will read the entire Twilight series, by Stephanie Meyers, cover to cover, watch all Twilight movies produced including films released after race finishes, walk into the Senior Pit wearing the official “Freshmeat t-shirt” and all camo possible and scream the words “I’m a freshman!” at a time where many senior guys are present and a trashcan is present in the Senior Pit. There must not be any bodyguards or escape plan thought out and/or executed. The “Senior Pit” agreement must be completed within 18 days or referees will come up with a suitable punishment. The “Books and Movies” agreement will be completed within dates set and agreed by the Referee’s Council (all referees) after the Harry Potter reading race. Wagers may be added to the original agreement after Friday November 13, 2009 but must be run through the Referee’s Council and both parties must agree. Let the reading race begin!
X_______________
By signing in blanks provided you agree to all terms and conditions as described.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
David's Worst Day
ok so i woke up super late
and almost didn't get to school on time
right after i woke up i found out my dog and grandparents had dies
died
i went too school and then realized i had forgoten my lunch
failed my math test first period
then i pulled half my muscles durring iron works
then i had lunch
or watched my friends eat lunch
cuz i didnt have mine
then my shoes were stolen
i went to get my other pair out of my band locker and found my horn was stolen
i came back and my backpack was gone
i went to bio and failed that test
went to orchestra and was kicked out for not having my horn which was stolen
went to soccer
but forgot my water bottle
got frost bite in about 5 places
had to do running and got yelled at by coach
watched varsity soccer game
got hit by a ball like 5 time
got a red card for nothing
called my mom to pick me up
but she took like 2 hours to get there
got in a car crash on the way home
mom died
walked home
found my house and the rest of my family blown up
died of starvation
and almost didn't get to school on time
right after i woke up i found out my dog and grandparents had dies
died
i went too school and then realized i had forgoten my lunch
failed my math test first period
then i pulled half my muscles durring iron works
then i had lunch
or watched my friends eat lunch
cuz i didnt have mine
then my shoes were stolen
i went to get my other pair out of my band locker and found my horn was stolen
i came back and my backpack was gone
i went to bio and failed that test
went to orchestra and was kicked out for not having my horn which was stolen
went to soccer
but forgot my water bottle
got frost bite in about 5 places
had to do running and got yelled at by coach
watched varsity soccer game
got hit by a ball like 5 time
got a red card for nothing
called my mom to pick me up
but she took like 2 hours to get there
got in a car crash on the way home
mom died
walked home
found my house and the rest of my family blown up
died of starvation
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
I'm afraid of _9_ out of 66 common fears
I'm afraid of _9_ out of 66 common fears
If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of crap.
Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.
I fear ...
[] black people
[x] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] Being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[x] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[x] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[x] love
[] the future
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[x] rats
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[]death
[] heaven
[] hell
[] being robbed/mugged
[] falling
[] clowns
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up, old
[x] creepy noises in the night
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
Total: 9
Now re-post with:
“I'm afraid of __ out of 66 common fears"
If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of crap.
Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.
I fear ...
[] black people
[x] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] Being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[x] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[x] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[x] love
[] the future
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[x] rats
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[]death
[] heaven
[] hell
[] being robbed/mugged
[] falling
[] clowns
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up, old
[x] creepy noises in the night
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
Total: 9
Now re-post with:
“I'm afraid of __ out of 66 common fears"
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Caffeine Bagel
She jumps around on a trampoline
She wanted to drink some more caffeine
But we just all wanted to hold her back
We did not want her eyes to see all black
Her friend wonders but she doesn’t ask
It’s hard to see when you can’t unmask
The truth lays hiding in trouble born
It’s like you’re eating lots of corn
So much pain from the rain
‘Cuz she’s got money from her parents in a trust fund back east
We fought her hard, we fought her well, out on the plains, it all ceased
Caffeine Bagel
Somebody cries in the middle of the night
The girl is filled with lots and lots of fright
The bag of candy she holds is so fake
But when morning comes it will be too late
So much pain from the rain
‘Cuz she’s got money from her parents in a trust fund back east
We fought her hard, we fought her well, out on the plains, it all ceased
Caffeine Bagel
The bagel sits in the crowded case
Watching a girl with a pretty face
A smelly bagel, hard as a rock
No cream cheese which the buyer forgot
She wanted to drink some more caffeine
But we just all wanted to hold her back
We did not want her eyes to see all black
Her friend wonders but she doesn’t ask
It’s hard to see when you can’t unmask
The truth lays hiding in trouble born
It’s like you’re eating lots of corn
So much pain from the rain
‘Cuz she’s got money from her parents in a trust fund back east
We fought her hard, we fought her well, out on the plains, it all ceased
Caffeine Bagel
Somebody cries in the middle of the night
The girl is filled with lots and lots of fright
The bag of candy she holds is so fake
But when morning comes it will be too late
So much pain from the rain
‘Cuz she’s got money from her parents in a trust fund back east
We fought her hard, we fought her well, out on the plains, it all ceased
Caffeine Bagel
The bagel sits in the crowded case
Watching a girl with a pretty face
A smelly bagel, hard as a rock
No cream cheese which the buyer forgot
Bio Poem
Keeli
Funny, talkative, loving, klutzy
Daughter of Karen, sibling of Kody, Keenan, and Kiersten
Lover of soccer, shopping sprees, and acting
Who feels happy when on a cruise
Joy when scores a goal
Sad when eats the dirt
Who needs to play soccer
Drink Dr. Pepper
Go to parties
Who gives love, laughter, and attitude
Who fears Dennis and Brad Pitt
Who would like to see a soccer scholarship and Mia Hamm
Resident of Berthoud
Mallory
Funny, talkative, loving, klutzy
Daughter of Karen, sibling of Kody, Keenan, and Kiersten
Lover of soccer, shopping sprees, and acting
Who feels happy when on a cruise
Joy when scores a goal
Sad when eats the dirt
Who needs to play soccer
Drink Dr. Pepper
Go to parties
Who gives love, laughter, and attitude
Who fears Dennis and Brad Pitt
Who would like to see a soccer scholarship and Mia Hamm
Resident of Berthoud
Mallory
BBQ
Shelly: that was amazing
we need a pic of her like falling off a cliff
and a really embarrassing one...
Beth: or we could just push her off one and snap a new pic
Shelly: hmmmm
yah, that works
kinda expensive tho...
Beth: grand canyon's free....ive already got the camera...
Shelly: but her medical bill wont b free
Beth: she will die!
Shelly: and it'll be a bit messy
bring one of those swiffers
Beth: oh yea the extra extend one
Shelly: yah
and then do we bury her? leave her for the vultures or stick her in the insinerator or the garbage disposal?
Beth: im thinking we leave her and hope a park ranger finds her
Shelly: hmm, then he puts her in a body bag and throws her in the back of the truck
she falls out and runs her body over, oops
her head falls off and rolls off a cliff
Beth: oppsies
Shelly: and a hump back whale eats it
haha
Beth: wow
or polar bears
Shelly: i know, im such a violent person
or we could cut her in a zillion places with a pair of nail clippers until she bleeds almost to death
then we tear out her intestines and hang them up a telephone pole and make sure they get electrocuted
Beth: oh yea yea!
i like that
pour water on them too
Shelly: yummy, fried pig intestines
bbq sauce
!
Beth: i bring chips
Shelly: we need to do this in science class or something, when the three of us r all together
yum, chips
soda?
brian should come too
Beth: oh yes
Shelly: and megan, we can borrow her steel knuckles and her bow staff and nunchucks...
bring nail clippers too
and paper towels
Beth: and ducktape
cuz ducktapes really funn to play with
dude and those things that gardeners use to plow the feild with spikes i bring those
Shelly: ya, we can finally get her to wax her legs with that
Beth: haha or shave
Shelly: or shave, whatev
Beth: we could use the razor from the spikes to shave her skin
Shelly: hey u stole my words
or scalp her
Beth: yea then hang it on our lockers to remind no one to mess with the best
Shelly: ewee, itll stink a bit tho
Beth: dry cleaning!
Shelly: definetly bring paper towels
Beth: ok
Shelly: and maybe some quik n' bright
what about chips?
and drinks?
and sunglasses for the electrocution
Beth: oh oh
ill rob sunglass hut for the sunglassess...cuz if we are gonna commit a crime might as well make it have cool shades
and hmm brian can bring the drinks im bringin chips
Shelly: yah, murder with style
Beth: might as well have ashley bring the salsa so she can "think" its a party for her
Shelly: yup, hey ashley! wanna come to a party? bring some salsa
and all ur valuable possessions
Beth: mwahhahahahahahha
should i get some cool kicks to go with our shades...while im at the mall
Shelly: chya!
and i think we should get some hockey sticks at dicks and then to home depot to get some crow bars
Beth: dude makes sense...i wanna hot dog while we are at home depot
Shelly: me too!
i dont like ashley burgers anyway, but they r nice to look at...
Beth: yea
hot dog sound better
with chips and salsa
------
Later in the week
------
Beth: haha
we should tie her to her sleeping bag
and table top her
and we could spit on her food or in her drink
we should be super nice then when night comes ambush
Shelly: put a piece of bread in her drink, it'll look soo gross she'll scream
Beth: oh make her eat a fish
omg cindys house has alot of gross chinese food
well make her gag
darn shes not allergic to anything
Shelly: crap, maybe she's allergic to overdoses of tylenol
Beth: smart....oh that stuff that makes you poop!
Shelly: yah,
and fattening stuff
Beth: we could cut holes in her shirt like in mean girls
Shelly: tooth paste in her smoothie....
Beth: over stuff her with sugar foods to make her barf
Shelly: yah... sounds good
Beth: have a cat pee in the bottom of her sleeping bag
Shelly: haha, does cindy have a cat?
Beth: im not sure we could steal one of the street
Shelly: hmm, or a rat
Shelly: ok, we should wipe Boogers on her toothbrush and toothpaste in her smoothie
Beth: that way we keep it on the dl
agreed
Shelly: kool, lets go snag a cat
Beth: i own a cat i wish i could bring it
we need to remember these ideas
hair dye!\
Shelly: yah, lets dye it green and purple
Beth: or emo black
poop green
Shelly: or in the toilet...
Beth: u can't accidently shove a girl in the toilet
unless we play truth or dare and we dare her to drink from the toilet
Shelly: that's what u think
Shelly: or shove her hand down the garbage disposal
Beth: ouch
Shelly: yah...
too messy nvm
we need a pic of her like falling off a cliff
and a really embarrassing one...
Beth: or we could just push her off one and snap a new pic
Shelly: hmmmm
yah, that works
kinda expensive tho...
Beth: grand canyon's free....ive already got the camera...
Shelly: but her medical bill wont b free
Beth: she will die!
Shelly: and it'll be a bit messy
bring one of those swiffers
Beth: oh yea the extra extend one
Shelly: yah
and then do we bury her? leave her for the vultures or stick her in the insinerator or the garbage disposal?
Beth: im thinking we leave her and hope a park ranger finds her
Shelly: hmm, then he puts her in a body bag and throws her in the back of the truck
she falls out and runs her body over, oops
her head falls off and rolls off a cliff
Beth: oppsies
Shelly: and a hump back whale eats it
haha
Beth: wow
or polar bears
Shelly: i know, im such a violent person
or we could cut her in a zillion places with a pair of nail clippers until she bleeds almost to death
then we tear out her intestines and hang them up a telephone pole and make sure they get electrocuted
Beth: oh yea yea!
i like that
pour water on them too
Shelly: yummy, fried pig intestines
bbq sauce
!
Beth: i bring chips
Shelly: we need to do this in science class or something, when the three of us r all together
yum, chips
soda?
brian should come too
Beth: oh yes
Shelly: and megan, we can borrow her steel knuckles and her bow staff and nunchucks...
bring nail clippers too
and paper towels
Beth: and ducktape
cuz ducktapes really funn to play with
dude and those things that gardeners use to plow the feild with spikes i bring those
Shelly: ya, we can finally get her to wax her legs with that
Beth: haha or shave
Shelly: or shave, whatev
Beth: we could use the razor from the spikes to shave her skin
Shelly: hey u stole my words
or scalp her
Beth: yea then hang it on our lockers to remind no one to mess with the best
Shelly: ewee, itll stink a bit tho
Beth: dry cleaning!
Shelly: definetly bring paper towels
Beth: ok
Shelly: and maybe some quik n' bright
what about chips?
and drinks?
and sunglasses for the electrocution
Beth: oh oh
ill rob sunglass hut for the sunglassess...cuz if we are gonna commit a crime might as well make it have cool shades
and hmm brian can bring the drinks im bringin chips
Shelly: yah, murder with style
Beth: might as well have ashley bring the salsa so she can "think" its a party for her
Shelly: yup, hey ashley! wanna come to a party? bring some salsa
and all ur valuable possessions
Beth: mwahhahahahahahha
should i get some cool kicks to go with our shades...while im at the mall
Shelly: chya!
and i think we should get some hockey sticks at dicks and then to home depot to get some crow bars
Beth: dude makes sense...i wanna hot dog while we are at home depot
Shelly: me too!
i dont like ashley burgers anyway, but they r nice to look at...
Beth: yea
hot dog sound better
with chips and salsa
------
Later in the week
------
Beth: haha
we should tie her to her sleeping bag
and table top her
and we could spit on her food or in her drink
we should be super nice then when night comes ambush
Shelly: put a piece of bread in her drink, it'll look soo gross she'll scream
Beth: oh make her eat a fish
omg cindys house has alot of gross chinese food
well make her gag
darn shes not allergic to anything
Shelly: crap, maybe she's allergic to overdoses of tylenol
Beth: smart....oh that stuff that makes you poop!
Shelly: yah,
and fattening stuff
Beth: we could cut holes in her shirt like in mean girls
Shelly: tooth paste in her smoothie....
Beth: over stuff her with sugar foods to make her barf
Shelly: yah... sounds good
Beth: have a cat pee in the bottom of her sleeping bag
Shelly: haha, does cindy have a cat?
Beth: im not sure we could steal one of the street
Shelly: hmm, or a rat
Shelly: ok, we should wipe Boogers on her toothbrush and toothpaste in her smoothie
Beth: that way we keep it on the dl
agreed
Shelly: kool, lets go snag a cat
Beth: i own a cat i wish i could bring it
we need to remember these ideas
hair dye!\
Shelly: yah, lets dye it green and purple
Beth: or emo black
poop green
Shelly: or in the toilet...
Beth: u can't accidently shove a girl in the toilet
unless we play truth or dare and we dare her to drink from the toilet
Shelly: that's what u think
Shelly: or shove her hand down the garbage disposal
Beth: ouch
Shelly: yah...
too messy nvm
Ipod: Not Worth it
1. Put your ipod on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. Dont forget to erase my answers!
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU say "check yes Juliet" By: We The Kings
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? "Walk by Faith" By: Jeremy Camp (this is good)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? "Our Song" By: Taylor Swift
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? " Let You In" By: Kutless
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO "Buy You a Drink" By: T-Pain ft Yung Juc (this is really weird)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? "Mighty Good Leader" By: Audio Adrenaline (awesome)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? "I Miss You" By: Blink-182 (true true)
WHAT IS 2+2? "Start All Over" By: Miley Cyrus (thats how i usually answer math questions)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? "More Than Useless" By: Relient K ( omg this is definantly not true! haha but kinda funny)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "What Hurts the Most" By: Cascada (ehh its chill)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "Five Candles (You Were There)" By: Jars of Clay
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? "Colored People" By: D.C. Talk
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "I'd Do Anything" By: Simple Plan (hahahaha this one totally makes me laugh)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "Hear My Voice" By:Jeremy Camp
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? "One in a Million" By: Hannah Montana (it fits)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Lucky [ Hot Stuf Mix Short]" By: Lucky Twice (wow)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? "I Celebrate the Day" By: Relient K
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? "Nancy Drew" By: Relient K (haha you didnt kno that did you!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? "One Day" By: Simple Plan
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? "Piece of Me" By: Britney Spears (hahahahahahaha)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? "Vacation" By: SImple Plan ( omg i love vacay!
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? "Spirit Come" By: Foolish Things
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? "Hey Hey" By: Superchick
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? "Legacy" By: Kutless (chill!)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" By: Fall Out Boy (i laugh)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? "Deck the Halls" By: Relient K
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TITLE THIS? "Not Worth It" Jill Johnson!
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. Dont forget to erase my answers!
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU say "check yes Juliet" By: We The Kings
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? "Walk by Faith" By: Jeremy Camp (this is good)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? "Our Song" By: Taylor Swift
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? " Let You In" By: Kutless
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO "Buy You a Drink" By: T-Pain ft Yung Juc (this is really weird)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? "Mighty Good Leader" By: Audio Adrenaline (awesome)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? "I Miss You" By: Blink-182 (true true)
WHAT IS 2+2? "Start All Over" By: Miley Cyrus (thats how i usually answer math questions)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? "More Than Useless" By: Relient K ( omg this is definantly not true! haha but kinda funny)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "What Hurts the Most" By: Cascada (ehh its chill)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "Five Candles (You Were There)" By: Jars of Clay
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? "Colored People" By: D.C. Talk
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "I'd Do Anything" By: Simple Plan (hahahaha this one totally makes me laugh)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "Hear My Voice" By:Jeremy Camp
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? "One in a Million" By: Hannah Montana (it fits)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Lucky [ Hot Stuf Mix Short]" By: Lucky Twice (wow)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? "I Celebrate the Day" By: Relient K
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? "Nancy Drew" By: Relient K (haha you didnt kno that did you!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? "One Day" By: Simple Plan
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? "Piece of Me" By: Britney Spears (hahahahahahaha)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? "Vacation" By: SImple Plan ( omg i love vacay!
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? "Spirit Come" By: Foolish Things
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? "Hey Hey" By: Superchick
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? "Legacy" By: Kutless (chill!)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" By: Fall Out Boy (i laugh)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? "Deck the Halls" By: Relient K
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TITLE THIS? "Not Worth It" Jill Johnson!
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