I'm afraid of _9_ out of 66 common fears

I'm afraid of _9_ out of 66 common fears

If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of crap.
Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.



I fear ...
[] black people
[x] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] Being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[x] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[x] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[x] love
[] the future
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[x] rats
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[]death
[] heaven
[] hell
[] being robbed/mugged
[] falling
[] clowns
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up, old
[x] creepy noises in the night
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood

Total: 9

Now re-post with:
“I'm afraid of __ out of 66 common fears"

Caffeine Bagel

She jumps around on a trampoline
She wanted to drink some more caffeine
But we just all wanted to hold her back
We did not want her eyes to see all black

Her friend wonders but she doesn’t ask
It’s hard to see when you can’t unmask
The truth lays hiding in trouble born
It’s like you’re eating lots of corn

So much pain from the rain
‘Cuz she’s got money from her parents in a trust fund back east
We fought her hard, we fought her well, out on the plains, it all ceased

Caffeine Bagel

Somebody cries in the middle of the night
The girl is filled with lots and lots of fright
The bag of candy she holds is so fake
But when morning comes it will be too late

So much pain from the rain
‘Cuz she’s got money from her parents in a trust fund back east
We fought her hard, we fought her well, out on the plains, it all ceased

Caffeine Bagel

The bagel sits in the crowded case
Watching a girl with a pretty face
A smelly bagel, hard as a rock
No cream cheese which the buyer forgot

Bio Poem

Keeli

Funny, talkative, loving, klutzy

Daughter of Karen, sibling of Kody, Keenan, and Kiersten

Lover of soccer, shopping sprees, and acting

Who feels happy when on a cruise
Joy when scores a goal
Sad when eats the dirt

Who needs to play soccer
Drink Dr. Pepper
Go to parties

Who gives love, laughter, and attitude

Who fears Dennis and Brad Pitt

Who would like to see a soccer scholarship and Mia Hamm

Resident of Berthoud

Mallory

BBQ

Shelly: that was amazing
we need a pic of her like falling off a cliff
and a really embarrassing one...
Beth: or we could just push her off one and snap a new pic
Shelly: hmmmm
yah, that works
kinda expensive tho...
Beth: grand canyon's free....ive already got the camera...
Shelly: but her medical bill wont b free
Beth: she will die!
Shelly: and it'll be a bit messy
bring one of those swiffers
Beth: oh yea the extra extend one
Shelly: yah
and then do we bury her? leave her for the vultures or stick her in the insinerator or the garbage disposal?
Beth: im thinking we leave her and hope a park ranger finds her
Shelly: hmm, then he puts her in a body bag and throws her in the back of the truck
she falls out and runs her body over, oops
her head falls off and rolls off a cliff
Beth: oppsies
Shelly: and a hump back whale eats it
haha
Beth: wow
or polar bears
Shelly: i know, im such a violent person
or we could cut her in a zillion places with a pair of nail clippers until she bleeds almost to death
then we tear out her intestines and hang them up a telephone pole and make sure they get electrocuted
Beth: oh yea yea!
i like that
pour water on them too
Shelly: yummy, fried pig intestines
bbq sauce
!
Beth: i bring chips
Shelly: we need to do this in science class or something, when the three of us r all together
yum, chips
soda?
brian should come too
Beth: oh yes
Shelly: and megan, we can borrow her steel knuckles and her bow staff and nunchucks...
bring nail clippers too
and paper towels
Beth: and ducktape
cuz ducktapes really funn to play with
dude and those things that gardeners use to plow the feild with spikes i bring those
Shelly: ya, we can finally get her to wax her legs with that
Beth: haha or shave
Shelly: or shave, whatev
Beth: we could use the razor from the spikes to shave her skin
Shelly: hey u stole my words
or scalp her
Beth: yea then hang it on our lockers to remind no one to mess with the best
Shelly: ewee, itll stink a bit tho
Beth: dry cleaning!
Shelly: definetly bring paper towels
Beth: ok
Shelly: and maybe some quik n' bright
what about chips?
and drinks?
and sunglasses for the electrocution
Beth: oh oh
ill rob sunglass hut for the sunglassess...cuz if we are gonna commit a crime might as well make it have cool shades
and hmm brian can bring the drinks im bringin chips
Shelly: yah, murder with style
Beth: might as well have ashley bring the salsa so she can "think" its a party for her
Shelly: yup, hey ashley! wanna come to a party? bring some salsa
and all ur valuable possessions
Beth: mwahhahahahahahha
should i get some cool kicks to go with our shades...while im at the mall
Shelly: chya!
and i think we should get some hockey sticks at dicks and then to home depot to get some crow bars
Beth: dude makes sense...i wanna hot dog while we are at home depot
Shelly: me too!
i dont like ashley burgers anyway, but they r nice to look at...
Beth: yea
hot dog sound better
with chips and salsa

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Later in the week


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Beth: haha
we should tie her to her sleeping bag
and table top her
and we could spit on her food or in her drink
we should be super nice then when night comes ambush
Shelly: put a piece of bread in her drink, it'll look soo gross she'll scream
Beth: oh make her eat a fish
omg cindys house has alot of gross chinese food
well make her gag
darn shes not allergic to anything
Shelly: crap, maybe she's allergic to overdoses of tylenol
Beth: smart....oh that stuff that makes you poop!
Shelly: yah,
and fattening stuff
Beth: we could cut holes in her shirt like in mean girls
Shelly: tooth paste in her smoothie....
Beth: over stuff her with sugar foods to make her barf
Shelly: yah... sounds good
Beth: have a cat pee in the bottom of her sleeping bag
Shelly: haha, does cindy have a cat?
Beth: im not sure we could steal one of the street
Shelly: hmm, or a rat

Shelly: ok, we should wipe Boogers on her toothbrush and toothpaste in her smoothie
Beth: that way we keep it on the dl
agreed
Shelly: kool, lets go snag a cat
Beth: i own a cat i wish i could bring it
we need to remember these ideas
hair dye!\
Shelly: yah, lets dye it green and purple
Beth: or emo black
poop green
Shelly: or in the toilet...
Beth: u can't accidently shove a girl in the toilet
unless we play truth or dare and we dare her to drink from the toilet
Shelly: that's what u think

Shelly: or shove her hand down the garbage disposal
Beth: ouch
Shelly: yah...
too messy nvm

Ipod: Not Worth it

1. Put your ipod on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. Dont forget to erase my answers!

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU say "check yes Juliet" By: We The Kings

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? "Walk by Faith" By: Jeremy Camp (this is good)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? "Our Song" By: Taylor Swift

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? " Let You In" By: Kutless

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO "Buy You a Drink" By: T-Pain ft Yung Juc (this is really weird)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? "Mighty Good Leader" By: Audio Adrenaline (awesome)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? "I Miss You" By: Blink-182 (true true)

WHAT IS 2+2? "Start All Over" By: Miley Cyrus (thats how i usually answer math questions)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? "More Than Useless" By: Relient K ( omg this is definantly not true! haha but kinda funny)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "What Hurts the Most" By: Cascada (ehh its chill)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "Five Candles (You Were There)" By: Jars of Clay

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? "Colored People" By: D.C. Talk

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "I'd Do Anything" By: Simple Plan (hahahaha this one totally makes me laugh)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "Hear My Voice" By:Jeremy Camp

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? "One in a Million" By: Hannah Montana (it fits)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Lucky [ Hot Stuf Mix Short]" By: Lucky Twice (wow)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? "I Celebrate the Day" By: Relient K

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? "Nancy Drew" By: Relient K (haha you didnt kno that did you!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? "One Day" By: Simple Plan

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? "Piece of Me" By: Britney Spears (hahahahahahaha)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? "Vacation" By: SImple Plan ( omg i love vacay!

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? "Spirit Come" By: Foolish Things

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? "Hey Hey" By: Superchick

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? "Legacy" By: Kutless (chill!)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" By: Fall Out Boy (i laugh)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? "Deck the Halls" By: Relient K

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TITLE THIS? "Not Worth It" Jill Johnson!

Guys

?YOUR GUY SIDE:
?[] You love hoodies.
?[x] You love jeans.
?[] Dogs are better than cats.
?[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.( sometimes)
?[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
?[ ] Shopping is torture.
?[ ] Sad movies suck.
?[x ] You own/ed an X-Box.
?[x] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
?[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
?[] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
?[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
?[x ] You watch sports on TV.
?[x] Gory movies are cool.
?[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
?[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
?[x] You like going to high school football games.
?[ ] You used to/do collect football cards.
?[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear sometimes
?[ ]? It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
?[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
?[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
?[ x] Sports are fun
?[x] Talk with food in your mouth
?[] Sleep with your socks on at night
?
Total Guyishness:13




YOUR GIRL SIDE:
?[ x] You wear lip gloss/stick.
?[] You love to shop.
?[ x] You wear eyeliner.
?[ x] You wear the color pink
?[] Go to your mom for advice.
?[ x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
?[] You hate wearing the color black.
?[] You like hanging out at the mall.
?[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
?[x]You like wearing jewelry.
?[]Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
?[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
?[] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
?{] Love/wanna be in gymnastics//dance
?[ ] It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower
?[x ] you smile a lot more than you should.
?[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
?[x]You care about what you look like.
?[ ]You like wearing dresses when you can..
?[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
?[X] You love the movies
?[x] Like putting marker on someone else for the joke of it..
?[ ] Like being the star of every thing
?
Total Girlyness: 10
?Find your greater total and title as:
I am such a Guy! (or) Girl!

Purple Pinapple

One day a girl and a guy were walking in the forest when they saw a weird creature that made them jump to the top of the oak tree. This creature said that it didn't live around here and that it lived in the ocean. The guy and the girl thought he looked very funny…….he said he is a purple squirrel monkey that lives in a bubble under the sea. They thought that was a very weird thing I mean don't fish live in seas. "No they don't" he said. I was like ok and then like yea but anywho. He said he liked chicken and bacon with cheese. He had purple and green socks that had little lace on the edge it was very awkward to look at. I think that purple squirrel monkey needs to get a freaking life I mean what the heck he is part of the nerd herd and he likes his big toe I mean what kind of weirdo likes his big toe I mean I don't like mine because it is to toeish and biggish. He had a ton of earwax on his belly button to and it felt squishy. This weirdo kinda made me want to barf urg it was very weird and the worst part was the he had a best friend named Emmy and she sits next to me in the language arts computer lab I mean come on Emmy is so freaking weird and no one likes to be friends with her. And since Emmy is friends with this squirrel monkey thing her friend Morgan hangs out with them to and Morgan is like CRAZY she likes to eat wrappers out of a trash can because she licks toothbrushes off the floor with pink tweezers with some freaking bubble wrap that sticks under your fibula. Then this weirdo creature with a really long name kinda creeps me out considering it felt like my gigantic jungle bear in my room. It was fuzzy omg fuzzy. It kept sayingGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG because it liked that letter I mean it is a pretty cool letter but kinda weird because it is so deal with it. And he said he ran away because there was this weirdo sub person in his class that kept staring at him because he had done all his work and had nothing to do but bug ppl so he did and it was fun stuff as his friend Kristina liked that word. I mean a lot of his friends like to say certain things because I mean his other friend Cindy likes the word of the year named WOOT I mean come on get a life go and buy one on eBay with a smerf TV tray that you can use while he is in his pink used bathrobe with cheese and bacon pigs with some strawberry milk that comes from the strawberry cow that live in California because happy cows come from California with happy smiles with snow and apricots.. Dude and he said his favorite game is called halo because they have guns and that they shoot with them to kill people and that they have guns. He books his trips on …////$%*()&??...COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that he said his friend named Morgan is gay and asked if he still wanted to be friends with her and he said no. and omg omg omg omg I like chicken with wings a lot. And omg omg guesss what there is this one girl I know that totally was like I like three guys in one and everything and like it was totally omg weird. That is what the weird squirrel monkey thing said to me and I was like whoa back off you fatty and then I almost died and I was like I have had many experiences with death and yet I am still alive I mean what the heck and yea but okay………….why do people in this weird place always want to know who everyone likes and why are there so many freaking secrets and the girl was like okie dokie cuz she totally thought this squirrel was on crack and then he said he wasn't on crack he was on methane and then finally that boy that hadn't said a word so far was like hey I kno what methane is and it is really good but crystal myth is betta and I was like coolio my home dog…………….Then the squirrel monkey was like I wish there was this guy that would take me to the movies but I can't go because I got a got a paper cut and it hurts like heck omg