BBQ

Shelly: that was amazing
we need a pic of her like falling off a cliff
and a really embarrassing one...
Beth: or we could just push her off one and snap a new pic
Shelly: hmmmm
yah, that works
kinda expensive tho...
Beth: grand canyon's free....ive already got the camera...
Shelly: but her medical bill wont b free
Beth: she will die!
Shelly: and it'll be a bit messy
bring one of those swiffers
Beth: oh yea the extra extend one
Shelly: yah
and then do we bury her? leave her for the vultures or stick her in the insinerator or the garbage disposal?
Beth: im thinking we leave her and hope a park ranger finds her
Shelly: hmm, then he puts her in a body bag and throws her in the back of the truck
she falls out and runs her body over, oops
her head falls off and rolls off a cliff
Beth: oppsies
Shelly: and a hump back whale eats it
haha
Beth: wow
or polar bears
Shelly: i know, im such a violent person
or we could cut her in a zillion places with a pair of nail clippers until she bleeds almost to death
then we tear out her intestines and hang them up a telephone pole and make sure they get electrocuted
Beth: oh yea yea!
i like that
pour water on them too
Shelly: yummy, fried pig intestines
bbq sauce
!
Beth: i bring chips
Shelly: we need to do this in science class or something, when the three of us r all together
yum, chips
soda?
brian should come too
Beth: oh yes
Shelly: and megan, we can borrow her steel knuckles and her bow staff and nunchucks...
bring nail clippers too
and paper towels
Beth: and ducktape
cuz ducktapes really funn to play with
dude and those things that gardeners use to plow the feild with spikes i bring those
Shelly: ya, we can finally get her to wax her legs with that
Beth: haha or shave
Shelly: or shave, whatev
Beth: we could use the razor from the spikes to shave her skin
Shelly: hey u stole my words
or scalp her
Beth: yea then hang it on our lockers to remind no one to mess with the best
Shelly: ewee, itll stink a bit tho
Beth: dry cleaning!
Shelly: definetly bring paper towels
Beth: ok
Shelly: and maybe some quik n' bright
what about chips?
and drinks?
and sunglasses for the electrocution
Beth: oh oh
ill rob sunglass hut for the sunglassess...cuz if we are gonna commit a crime might as well make it have cool shades
and hmm brian can bring the drinks im bringin chips
Shelly: yah, murder with style
Beth: might as well have ashley bring the salsa so she can "think" its a party for her
Shelly: yup, hey ashley! wanna come to a party? bring some salsa
and all ur valuable possessions
Beth: mwahhahahahahahha
should i get some cool kicks to go with our shades...while im at the mall
Shelly: chya!
and i think we should get some hockey sticks at dicks and then to home depot to get some crow bars
Beth: dude makes sense...i wanna hot dog while we are at home depot
Shelly: me too!
i dont like ashley burgers anyway, but they r nice to look at...
Beth: yea
hot dog sound better
with chips and salsa

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Later in the week


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Beth: haha
we should tie her to her sleeping bag
and table top her
and we could spit on her food or in her drink
we should be super nice then when night comes ambush
Shelly: put a piece of bread in her drink, it'll look soo gross she'll scream
Beth: oh make her eat a fish
omg cindys house has alot of gross chinese food
well make her gag
darn shes not allergic to anything
Shelly: crap, maybe she's allergic to overdoses of tylenol
Beth: smart....oh that stuff that makes you poop!
Shelly: yah,
and fattening stuff
Beth: we could cut holes in her shirt like in mean girls
Shelly: tooth paste in her smoothie....
Beth: over stuff her with sugar foods to make her barf
Shelly: yah... sounds good
Beth: have a cat pee in the bottom of her sleeping bag
Shelly: haha, does cindy have a cat?
Beth: im not sure we could steal one of the street
Shelly: hmm, or a rat

Shelly: ok, we should wipe Boogers on her toothbrush and toothpaste in her smoothie
Beth: that way we keep it on the dl
agreed
Shelly: kool, lets go snag a cat
Beth: i own a cat i wish i could bring it
we need to remember these ideas
hair dye!\
Shelly: yah, lets dye it green and purple
Beth: or emo black
poop green
Shelly: or in the toilet...
Beth: u can't accidently shove a girl in the toilet
unless we play truth or dare and we dare her to drink from the toilet
Shelly: that's what u think

Shelly: or shove her hand down the garbage disposal
Beth: ouch
Shelly: yah...
too messy nvm