Purple Pinapple

One day a girl and a guy were walking in the forest when they saw a weird creature that made them jump to the top of the oak tree. This creature said that it didn't live around here and that it lived in the ocean. The guy and the girl thought he looked very funny…….he said he is a purple squirrel monkey that lives in a bubble under the sea. They thought that was a very weird thing I mean don't fish live in seas. "No they don't" he said. I was like ok and then like yea but anywho. He said he liked chicken and bacon with cheese. He had purple and green socks that had little lace on the edge it was very awkward to look at. I think that purple squirrel monkey needs to get a freaking life I mean what the heck he is part of the nerd herd and he likes his big toe I mean what kind of weirdo likes his big toe I mean I don't like mine because it is to toeish and biggish. He had a ton of earwax on his belly button to and it felt squishy. This weirdo kinda made me want to barf urg it was very weird and the worst part was the he had a best friend named Emmy and she sits next to me in the language arts computer lab I mean come on Emmy is so freaking weird and no one likes to be friends with her. And since Emmy is friends with this squirrel monkey thing her friend Morgan hangs out with them to and Morgan is like CRAZY she likes to eat wrappers out of a trash can because she licks toothbrushes off the floor with pink tweezers with some freaking bubble wrap that sticks under your fibula. Then this weirdo creature with a really long name kinda creeps me out considering it felt like my gigantic jungle bear in my room. It was fuzzy omg fuzzy. It kept sayingGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG because it liked that letter I mean it is a pretty cool letter but kinda weird because it is so deal with it. And he said he ran away because there was this weirdo sub person in his class that kept staring at him because he had done all his work and had nothing to do but bug ppl so he did and it was fun stuff as his friend Kristina liked that word. I mean a lot of his friends like to say certain things because I mean his other friend Cindy likes the word of the year named WOOT I mean come on get a life go and buy one on eBay with a smerf TV tray that you can use while he is in his pink used bathrobe with cheese and bacon pigs with some strawberry milk that comes from the strawberry cow that live in California because happy cows come from California with happy smiles with snow and apricots.. Dude and he said his favorite game is called halo because they have guns and that they shoot with them to kill people and that they have guns. He books his trips on …////$%*()&??...COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that he said his friend named Morgan is gay and asked if he still wanted to be friends with her and he said no. and omg omg omg omg I like chicken with wings a lot. And omg omg guesss what there is this one girl I know that totally was like I like three guys in one and everything and like it was totally omg weird. That is what the weird squirrel monkey thing said to me and I was like whoa back off you fatty and then I almost died and I was like I have had many experiences with death and yet I am still alive I mean what the heck and yea but okay………….why do people in this weird place always want to know who everyone likes and why are there so many freaking secrets and the girl was like okie dokie cuz she totally thought this squirrel was on crack and then he said he wasn't on crack he was on methane and then finally that boy that hadn't said a word so far was like hey I kno what methane is and it is really good but crystal myth is betta and I was like coolio my home dog…………….Then the squirrel monkey was like I wish there was this guy that would take me to the movies but I can't go because I got a got a paper cut and it hurts like heck omg